OK, OK...Steve Jobs is not technically an idiot in the true sense of the term. But lets face it, the guy has a MAJOR God Complex (look it up on Wikipedia). He truly thinks he is the second coming or at least he attempts to get his minions to think this.
First off, I HATE his stupid fucking black mock turtleneck!!! He wears this god damn thing in every picture ever taken of him! He has more money than most African countries and he cant afford anything else? Does he just buy these in bulk at the mock turtleneck store in Milpitas? (there is no such store...don't go looking for it). And what is with the hideous mom jeans? God they look so retarded. When the waist of your jeans goes almost to your breastbone there is a problem.
And the people that give him this idol worship...fuck you sycophants! Just because something has a small white apple with a bite out of it on a device does NOT make it a holy trinket. You are not cool because you have this fucking glowing apple on the back of your computer. No one thinks you are edgy at Starbucks with your fucking tired Apple Air notebook...you are just poorer for investing in one.
Back to Stevie. Yes, he helped create a massive corporation with bleeding edge technological inventions but he is NOT GOD!!!!!!! He is mortal and should be treated as such. And the fucking stupid iPad should be your first clue that he is on the downward spiral.
Steve Jobs...just die already.
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My musings on the absurd idiots that we find everywhere in this world. I would like to help guide you through this fucking stupid bullshit world of crap we call the internet and give you my take. I don't care if you like me or hate me. I don't care about you. In fact I more than likely hate you.
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