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Jesus, where do I begin with this hag? For those that are not familiar with Kelly she is on the "Real Housewives of New York"...yet, she is not married therefore not a housewife. What is with that title? There is only one chick on the show that is actually married! And she is married to a guy that looks like a cadaver so I use the term "married" loosely (yes Jill Zarin, I mean you).
This bitch Kelly dresses like a toddler that was set loose in Gymboree with Grandpa's Visa card yet she is around 48 years old! There is serious question as to whether she is even a woman (behold the picture). I keep waiting for the nut sack to fall out of one of her skanky outfits! And her horrid, horrid pec implants are just frightening. With her kind of money, who in tarnation put those shitty things in??
Her skin looks like it was deep fried at KFC and she could give Mike Tyson a good round with those shoulders. She talks to people in this creepy little girl voice which I assume are due to the large amounts of estrogen she has to pump into herself daily to try to maintain some small hope that she is in fact a woman.
She was married to a guy who was about 40 years older than her and SHOCK he cheated on her! Yet when someone asks her about his cheating she looks so surprised...UH, HELLO THAT IS WHY YOU DIVORCED HIM!! She has two kids who really should be placed in the witness protection program to disassociate themselves from her. Ugh, watching her try to be the cool mom is just nauseating.
Considering she is major coke head can't someone just crush up some Rohypnol in that line and place her on a train to Siberia? For the love of god PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
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I think she lies about her income. If she is worth 20 mill, which I believe SHE plasters all over the internet, she didn't get it because she is a savvy business woman, she married it. She is a true blue phoney and I think it makes her nuts that Bethenny Frankel has boat loads of money...that she earned herself.
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