11 May 2010

IDIOT #4 - Jon Gosselin

Geez...there is almost NOTHING nice anyone can say about this assbag...other than he is a total assbag.  Let's start with his ridiculous Ed Hardy clothing.  Lord, what the fuck is he thinking with these tiger ass jeans?  Other than a tranny I cannot think of ANY heterosexual man who would don these hideous jeans!  Who gave this Ed Hardy guy license to sell clothes?  Will no one stop him from producing the ugliest fucking garbage clothing on earth?  And will someone please tell Jonny boy he looks like a complete DOUCHE in them?

Now let's get to his horrible parenting.  Not only is he a cheater but he had his trouser snake in almost everything that moved in Pennsylvania!  The nanny, that ugly teacher, the ugly Hayley skank...possibly even a few hookers...god only knows.  I mean, yes, Kate is a complete and total BITCH but it is somewhat easy to sympathize with her now after all this played out.  

He claims that he never wanted to have "so many kids"...well...it would be pretty darn easy to just say NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY SPERM IN THAT CUP BITCH!  No one can FORCE you to ejaculate into a little cup my friend.  And it is a bit late to whine about that now.  You have 8 kids dumb fuck, take some responsibility and act like a human.

Men like this ought to be instantly sterilized and should never be allowed to parent anything, not even a parakeet or hamster let alone 8 kids!!!  For the love of god someone please kick him in the nuts with a steel toed work boot so he cannot ever reproduce again!  I hate you Jon Gosselin...and so does the rest of the human race.

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